Monday, January 13, 2014

Guys from Christian Dating Sites: The Top 10 Reasons Why She Doesn't Respond to You:

1. She’s not into your career choice: Professional Adventurer.

2. She's not buying into the red-hot Porsche you’re standing in front of in your profile photo when your career description is Sheep Herder.

3. The digitized halo over your head and aura of sanctifying light you photo shopped into your picture is freaking her out.

4. She thinks it’s a stretch that you live in Milwaukee and she lives in Turkmenistan.

5. You say you're a pious Christian boy, yet your body is covered with Mega-Death tattoos.

6. You have given the name and exact number of kids you want, four: - Gino, Tito, Biff, and Rocky.

7. You say you finally got women figured out-after 40 girlfriends.

8. Your profile says you don't drink, yet every scrapbook photo shows you holding a Budweiser.

9. Unfortunately, she likes the Green Bay Packers while you like the awesome Detroit Lions!

10. You have lived through five decades - she only two.

Fellows, if you're not getting results from your profile, keep it real, fly low and under the radar, and never tell women you're a non-committal. There is only one James Bond, one Bear Grylls, and one Jean Claude Van Damme, and none of us are any of them. So be yourself, pray for a miracle, and hope one of these girls is desperate enough to give you a chance.

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